Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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