I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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