Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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