who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I need a beard to bite.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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