How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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