I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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