My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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