just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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