they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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