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How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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