You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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