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I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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