So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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