Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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