Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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