ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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