whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
My ass is underappreciated
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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