I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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