You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
