You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
