omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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