I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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