he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Randomize
