He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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