Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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