I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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