Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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