Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
