Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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