Duck Duck Cougar?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
jump out the window naked night went bad
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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