its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Come share oat with me in your robe
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
