I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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