People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
