You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize
