babies were throwing up all over the place
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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