what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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