why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
