Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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