You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I could have mohawked her pubes.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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