Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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