I heard we made out
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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