Will you blow on my dice?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
