I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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