another moral hangover. fuck.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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