Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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