So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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