Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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