he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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