Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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