god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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