bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
